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Day 1 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey – I live with 3 women…all the time…
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Day 2 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - My wife has to spend $100 so she can take
advantage of a 30% off coupon…and has no idea why that would upset me.
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Day 3 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - For my own safety, I move into the barn for one
week each month. 'Nuff said...
Day
4 of Why I Am Bald and Grey – The teen girl's cell phones...Nope...not replacing them...still "fresh" — with Emily Sheehan and Macee Richey.
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Day 5 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Prom.
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Day 6 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - The amount of money each girl needs for some
school function is directly proportional to the proximity of time in which they
need it. If it’s needed in 2 weeks, its $5. If they need it that morning, it’s
$500…and it HAS to be cash....
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Day 7 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I’m thirsty and every liquid container in the
refrigerator is EMPTY or has .0000000001 inches of fluid in it…
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Day 8 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I make money. They spend it. They can’t understand
what my issue is with that.
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Day 9 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Teenagers…with my boy it was keeping his pants up
above the waist…with the girls…boobs EVERYWHERE….
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Day 10 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Its Spring and my wife knows all my hiding
places...
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Day 11 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I own a boat (those who have one will know what I
am talking about)...
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Day 12 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I have teen age girls in the house and no
shotgun….
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Day 13 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - One of the girls has her driving permit…the other
is getting itchy…
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Day 14 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Because every phone conversation seems to start
the same way…”Ok, promise you won’t get mad…”
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Day 15 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - A check of my credit card finds I evidently bought
10 Apps and about 26 songs on my iTunes account last month…I don’t ever
remember logging in…I think I am the only one who doesn’t know my password…
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Day 16 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I have coached two girls’ softball teams…there is
definitely crying in baseball…it’s just never usually the players…
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17 of Why I Am Bald and Grey - I
never seem to remember to lock my phone and end up with about 40 of these...
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Day 18 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Dear Lady at the light on this fine Monday
morning...please excuse my obvious displeasure sitting behind you in my truck.
I should have understood you really needed to finish that makeup despite the
change in light some 20 seconds earlier. And it is my deepest desire you do not
read lips when you slammed on your brakes as the light turned yellow...and we
all got to wait with you at a stop as it eventually turned red some time later.
Have a Happy Monday...and that ear burning sensation...that is just a hot
poker...that missed...
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Day 19 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - The wife and girls wanted a dog...got a stray
because it's cheap...$5000 for a fence...$500 to replace all the yard equip he
ate....$750 for a shed to store the replaced equip...$50 for a fence around my
fruit tree he ate...$75 to replace that fence once he ate IT too...shotgun...$?
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Day 20 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - There are about 150 shoe stores in my area…none
ever has exactly what the ladies of the house want…but I'll be danged if
they’re going to check every one anyway…
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Day 21 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Been married nearly 8 years and still don't know
where she keeps the blank checks...and just noticed my name is listed
second...hmmm…
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Day 22 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - I was sitting at dinner the other night watching
as one of the girls and her mother tried to get the last word in with each
other...40 minutes later, I was still watching...
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Day 23 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Every day seems like the first day in the class
“Understanding Women 101”…I am NEVER going to graduate…
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Day 24 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - One is counting down the days until she can get
her belly button pierced - the other until she can get a tattoo.
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Day 25 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - This year’s Dallas Mavericks and EVERY year's
Dallas Cowboys...
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Day 26 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Ever heard this one guys? – “I told you about
this! You never remember anything I tell you!” I have yet to find a defense for
this...
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Day 27 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Today is my 8th Anniversary…my lovely wife again
said DON'T get her anything…one time, I listened to her and did just that…we
don’t speak of that event anymore…
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Day 28 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - Each girl has her own bedroom...I call one Katrina
and the other Tsunami...
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Day 29 of
Why I Am Bald and Grey - There are three full baths in my house…one
dedicated to each female…as for me…there’s a tree in the yard…I have to share
it with the dog…
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And the LAST one – Day 30 of Why I Am Bald and Grey –
One of the girls’ walked in my
office the other night, cuddled up next to me and asked me quietly, “So…when
did you lose your virginity?” *PLINK*…And there goes the last hair folks. Thank
you and Good Night…
