Here are some collected thoughts I have posted on Facebook....yes, I know - the great evil....
Posted May 17, 2012:
J Lo is leaving Idol!! And of similar importance, I have some dust on my desk....brush away, brush away...
Posted May 13, 2012 (Mother's Day):
To all mothers - Thanks for taking care of that little boy - every time he was hurt, dirty, sick, hungry and whiney, you were there to clean him up, stand him up and send him back out into the world. Oh...and thanks for taking care of the kids too.
Posted May 1, 2012:
Just found out the dog is eating the trampoline...the TRAMPOLINE...WTH? I'm going to move my truck...he has that hungry look in his eyes...
Posted April 27, 2012:
I am advocating a new driving violation category...DWT...Driving While TALKING...3 times this morning nearly driven off the road by a _____ talking on a cell phone...
Posted April 25, 2012:
"Stern suspends World Peace"...didn't know he was that powerful....
Posted April 20, 2012:
Taken right after I told her I cancelled all the credit cards and she would have to wear last years clothes again....(don't mess with the bull...) — with Macee Richey.
Posted April 11, 2012:
Watched my wife walk about 1/2 mile across a mall parking lot to meet me. "Where's your car?" "I got a good spot and didn't want to lose it"...There's your sign...
Posted April 5, 2012:
Cell phones - most damage to the driving experience since invention of teenage girls...
Posted April 1, 2012 (April Fool's Day):
Just so we are clear...today I don't believe a bloody thing anyone tells me. If its important and true, best wait until tomorrow to say anything...
Posted March 21, 2012:
Are those silicone tires?
Posted February 29, 2012:
"Anyone seen the dang dog? I swear every time it's time to go outside..."
Posted February 15, 2012 (after death of Whitney Houston):
Look...I know she was a great talent and voice and will be forever missed...but if I am growing SERIOUSLY tired of hearing "AndIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiuhiiiiiii
Posted February 3, 2012:
Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? One of those "Want to get away...?" moments? Official explanation is the spray-tan was coming off with sweat. I guess celebrities sweat differently from the rest of us...
Posted December 27, 2011:
I told that cat a million times to stop nibbling on the Christmas tree lights...
Posted October 16, 2010:
Susan G Komen walk this morning. The things I do for my wife's boobs...
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